Twitterati Gifts

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Tweet

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

My Fair Lady Twitter

"Can you fit our annual report into 140 characters or less?"

'I'm thinking of writing a tweet.'

"I want conventional and nuclear battle plans on my desk. It's time to take this Twitter war to the next level."

The twittering president.

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'