Tweetologist Pillows

"Your tweets are Hemingwayesque."

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Ornithologist

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

Twitter Prison

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

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'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'