Tweetalot Pillows

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'New Barbeque.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

Twitter Prison

"You talkin' to me?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

The Janopause

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."

The twittering president.

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'