Twitter User Pillows

The Proust of Twitter

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

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'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"It looked different on the internet."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Underrated tweet

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

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'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

"Something has happened to the canary."

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"