Twitter Follower Pillows

"...Brave, brave, brave Sir Donald..."

Bird Tweet.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

US election postal vote controversy

tRUMp, Pirate President

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

2016 election squabbles!

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Elections in the USA

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Pollster

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

The Great Divide.

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

Flu Drugs.

Dangerous Trumpism

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."