Twitter Follower Pillows

"...Brave, brave, brave Sir Donald..."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

2016 election squabbles!

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Pollster

Elections in the USA

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

The Great Divide.

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Flu Drugs.

Dangerous Trumpism

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'