Followers Pillows

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

Can't Touch This

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

2016 election squabbles!

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Pollster

Elections in the USA

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

The Great Divide.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

"I hope it misses us!"

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

Elections race.

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

Senator Yomp has the backside for fence straddling.

2020 US president

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"Temp, tempo!"

'Let me not answer your question this way...'