Followers Pillows

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Can't Touch This

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

2016 election squabbles!

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Pollster

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Elections in the USA

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

The Great Divide.

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"I hope it misses us!"

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Elections race.

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

2020 US president

"Temp, tempo!"

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

Senator Yomp has the backside for fence straddling.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'