Financial Followers Pillows

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

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'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Shares Nosedive

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

"It covers up all the debt."

The euro as a monster

Advent Calender.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Vaping cigarette

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

The Tooth Accountant

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?