Financial Forecast Follower Pillows

The Economic Forecast - Doom and Gloom

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

European currency on the edge.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"I don't like the look of this."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

Shares Nosedive

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

The euro as a monster

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Economic Prosperity

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

Wall Street Lights.

"Today, stocks dropped on news the new federal reserve chief, Janet Yellen, is a 'rookie'."

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'