Future Predictor Follower Pillows

'Your future husband will golf 7 days a week, 9 months out of the year. Since this is bad news, I won't charge you.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"It will be all your fault."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Pessimists v Optimists.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

What will happen in the world

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.