"Google predicts it's going to be archaeologist."
Future Predictors Pillows
Add a touch of visionary charm to their space with pillows inspired by the future. These witty and whimsical designs are ideal for cozy corners and thoughtful reflections on what’s to come.
Crap from the future.
Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer
"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."
'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'
Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.
"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."
"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."
'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'
"Hello - I'm from the future..."
"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."
'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'
"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."
"It will be all your fault."
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."
"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"
Pessimists v Optimists.
"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."
Futuristic Teenagers.
'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'
'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'
"What the hell happened to this town?"
Budgetmageddon
New Year 2020
What will happen in the world
"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
Minority Report Is Real
"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."
Fortune teller sees impending doom
'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'
Future Predictors Pillows Collection
Future Predictors Mugs
Explore our collection of future predictor mugs, featuring clever designs perfect for anyone who loves pondering what the future holds.
Future Predictors Prints
Browse our stunning prints for future predictors, designed to spark imagination and add a whimsical touch to any space.
Future Predictors T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts for future predictors, with witty sayings and vibrant designs that showcase their forward-looking spirit.