Future Predictors Pillows

"Google predicts it's going to be archaeologist."

Crap from the future.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"It will be all your fault."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Pessimists v Optimists.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

New Year 2020

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

What will happen in the world

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."