Future Predictions Pillows

"I see meetings. Lots of meetings."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

The image is breaking up. I should never have switched to digital.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...It's my factual account of what my life will be, and I'm going to copy Mark Twain's marketing genius by holding it from publication for 100 years!'

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'According to this rubbish I'm going on a long journey.'

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Says here the world will end in 2012." "Will it be televised?"

"I turn on the bubble machine for good luck. And the distraction of course."

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

Madame Krystal: Psychic

"Just give it to me straight - I wanna know my future no matter how bad it is..."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

FORTUNE TELLER / OUT TO LUNCH. ASK ALEXA

"First there will be some bad news... then things will get worse."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"I'm in futures too."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'So, how does my future look?'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'You are headed for the gutter.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'People today smoke right down to the filter...a sign to me that the endtimesare near.' ( repent)

'You will meet a tall, dark campaign manager and get elected to Congress.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"Bad news - you're going to be neutered."