Future Predictor Pillows

'They tell me you're quiet intuitive.'

'Tech's working on it to also predict, future market regulations.'

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

Doctor delivers sonogram results, which include the baby's sex, his claustrophobia, his taste for trashy women...'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'Madam Zora's one of our new schemes to future proof the business!'

I need some medication for an infection I'm going to get next Friday!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Clairvoyant Here: Monday Evening 7PM. . . (Unless something unforeseen occurs).

"I'm denying your motion to delay until your client is elected and can legally have me and my family assassinated."

"I can tell the future."

"Sally and Brad are our Futurists. Stanley back there is our Hindsighter."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

'The doctors aren't always clear on what they want me to be examining, so I'm working with a psychic to help figure it out.'

2017 glass half full

"It looks like you'll be gone by half-time."

"I need the answers to tomorrow's history test."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

A self-filling prophecy.

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"You will soon come into a lot of money."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'I see you giving hillary a run for her moiney in 2008.'

You'll have a very happy life...I see lots of shit.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: 'Let me get this straight...you're writing an autobiography on what you're going to do?...That fine line between genius and lunacy just got a lot thinner.'

'Any jobs out there in the, you know, nether regions?'

'Like the new sign? Comes with a 10 year warranty!'

Fortune Tellers - Closing Down 16th May 2021

'You are either going to be invited to a clock maker's factory or invent something called relative theory.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a pundit or a weather forecaster. Neither of them has to be right all the time.'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

"It will be all your fault."

"In 6 million years you will be considered a god by generations of six-year-old naked monkeys."