Future Forecaster Pillows

Pessimists v Optimists.

"I need some medicine for an infection I'm going to get next week."

"We can't afford long term planning. We may not even be here tomorrow."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

"I'm from the future."

The world of medicine as we know it will end soon.

'You will work harder for less than your parents and you may never retire. The good news is, you'll live longer.'

Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Corporate sell-out!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"I don't know what this mumble jumble I just said means either. Let's call tech support."

'Nice group of future deficit-busters, to take care of runaway spending that our generation couldn't handle!'

"Are you still deciding?"

You are successful in knocking down barriers.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Do not open until Armageddon.

"The groundhog is correct, 6 weeks before you recycle.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

What will happen in the world

Upcoming Vatican Announcements

"I'll go out on a limb and say time will tell."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm here from the immediate future. You're about to run out of banana nut fudge ice cream."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

"It will be all your fault."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Let's conclude the report with: 'cautiously pessimistic'."

"Then, after you have spent those 30 years working your heart out on the company's production line, you will be laid off because of a corporate merger, only to discover you have lost all your retirement benefits."