Future Foreteller Pillows

"It`s a sign of things to come."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"Your going on a very short journey"

Madam Zaza sees your future.

"I never knew my psychic hotline business would be so busy!"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

What will happen in the world

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.