Future Foresee-er Pillows

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Saving for College.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Totalitarian Humour

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"It will be all your fault."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."