Future Foreteller Gifts

"It`s a sign of things to come."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"Your going on a very short journey"

Madam Zaza sees your future.

"I never knew my psychic hotline business would be so busy!"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Budgetmageddon

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

What will happen in the world

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Minority Report Is Real