"Yes, but what are your goals?"
Future Forecasters Gifts
Find unique and thoughtful gifts for the young or young-at-heart future forecasters in your life. Our collection features playful designs that celebrate curiosity, prediction, and creativity, making every item a delightful surprise for anyone eager to forecast the future.
"Wait -- a NEWER normal?"
Congress is on a cliff edge with social security and medicare.
"On the bright side, since the collapse of the modern world due to climate change, we've had no trouble attaining zero carbon emissions."
'There's no agenda! Does anyone know what's going to happen?'
'Bugger!'
"How'd you do on your test?"
"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."
The Logic of Lesser Evilism
"What the hell happened to this town?"
Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.
Oil is a slippery substance, indeed!
'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'
Madam Zenas Psychic Hotline.
Minnesota Cleaner.
"Yeah? Well, you don't look so good either."
'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'
"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."
"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"
Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.
"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."
"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."
'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'
"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"
"It will be all your fault."
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
Pessimists v Optimists.
Budgetmageddon
'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'
What will happen in the world
"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."
Fortune teller sees impending doom
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
Future Forecasters Gifts Collection
Future Forecasters Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for future forecasters, blending humor and inspiration—perfect for breakfast or coffee breaks.
Future Forecasters Pillows
Add a whimsical touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their forecasting interests—great for lounging or decorating.
Future Forecasters Prints
Decorate their workspace with inspiring prints that highlight their fascination with predicting the future.
Future Forecasters T-Shirts
Find fun and witty t-shirts for future forecasters who love expressing their passion with style and humor.