Future Forecasters Mugs

"Yes, but what are your goals?"

"Wait -- a NEWER normal?"

Congress is on a cliff edge with social security and medicare.

"On the bright side, since the collapse of the modern world due to climate change, we've had no trouble attaining zero carbon emissions."

'There's no agenda! Does anyone know what's going to happen?'

"How'd you do on your test?"

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

Oil is a slippery substance, indeed!

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Madam Zenas Psychic Hotline.

Minnesota Cleaner.

"Yeah? Well, you don't look so good either."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"It will be all your fault."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

What will happen in the world

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'