Pessimists v Optimists.
Future Forecaster Mugs
Start their day with a smile — our future forecaster mugs feature witty cartoons that celebrate their talent for predicting the next big thing, making mornings both fun and inspiring.
"I need some medicine for an infection I'm going to get next week."
"We can't afford long term planning. We may not even be here tomorrow."
"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."
"I'm from the future."
The world of medicine as we know it will end soon.
'You will work harder for less than your parents and you may never retire. The good news is, you'll live longer.'
Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.
"The groundhog is correct, 6 weeks before you recycle.'
Do not open until Armageddon.
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.
You are successful in knocking down barriers.
'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'
"Are you still deciding?"
'Nice group of future deficit-busters, to take care of runaway spending that our generation couldn't handle!'
"I don't know what this mumble jumble I just said means either. Let's call tech support."
COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'
'Corporate sell-out!'
"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."
Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.
What will happen in the world
'Apparently her main experience is in futures.'
Fortune teller sees impending doom
'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'
End of Times
The End is Nigh! (And I was right. . !!)
"They say there's a sucker born every minute, but I'm concerned about a declining birth rate."
From the Greenhouse to the White House....
'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'
"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."
"I need some antibiotics for a nasty chest infection I'm going to have next week."
"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"
"You may be young now, but I see at least one prescription drug, a hip replacement, and an under-funded retirement plan in your future."
'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'
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