Futuristic Forecaster Gifts

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

European currency on the edge.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"It will be all your fault."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Pessimists v Optimists.

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

Budgetmageddon

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

What will happen in the world

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Minority Report Is Real

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

Fortune teller sees impending doom