Future Foresighter Gifts

'I have to live and die young because of poor retirement planning.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Totalitarian Humour

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Pessimists v Optimists.

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Ill next Thursday

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

"No, not that button!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Nostradamus.

What will happen in the world

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."