Future Foresight Enthusiast Gifts

"Everything's going great except, you know, everything."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Evolution.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Olympic Climate

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Paw readings

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Ill next Thursday

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

New World Order

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"You don't want to know."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.