Future-gazing Enthusiast Gifts

'I can't see a thing without my glasses.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Paw readings

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Olympic Climate

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'It's Blurred.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

New World Order

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '