Future-thinking Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Evolution.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

X-RAY

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Taking to the sky...

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."