Future-thinking Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Evolution.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Never marry an engineer."

X-RAY

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

'U.S. Manufacturing'