Future Foresighter Mugs

'I have to live and die young because of poor retirement planning.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Totalitarian Humour

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Pessimists v Optimists.

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"No, not that button!"

Ill next Thursday

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Budgetmageddon

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

"I feel all tingly."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Nostradamus.

What will happen in the world

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Hi. We're from the future."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."