Future Anticipator Mugs

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Saving for College.

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"It will be all your fault."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."