Millennium Anticipator Mugs

God next to earth 'Sensational offer, last days'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Prepper Dog

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

'To this century's most obnoxious party guest...'

Thought for Wednesday

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

'Calendar 2000' door to door salesman

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

The split end is near.

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

The World Will Control-Alt-Delete Soon

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

Grim reaper is selling 2012 calendars. A man passing by says-'Talk about adding insult to injury . . . '

'Fortune 500' Fortune teller's stall on Wall Street.

'I don't like the way this year is starting out'

"No, not today. Something's come up."

"Tio Henry has been going out with Juanita for some time, huh?"

"Google predicts it's going to be archaeologist."

'Check my calender for tomorrow, Ms. Thompson.'

'I'll bet it waits 'til after the geography test.'

'I'm afraid his lordship is in his 'disinherit the lot of you'mood today!'