Apocalypse Anticipators Mugs

"On the bright side, since the collapse of the modern world due to climate change, we've had no trouble attaining zero carbon emissions."

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization

Prepper Dog

65 Million Years Ago

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Time for bed, guys."

Zombie Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The End is Nigh

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"The season finale of the world is near."

New York Gondolier

"Just junk mail."

The Future

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

doom.com

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

The final days of hair coloring

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"