Apocalypse Avoiders Mugs

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Time for bed, guys."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"The season finale of the world is near."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

doom.com

"Just junk mail."

New York Gondolier

The Future

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'My backup special...'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

The final days of hair coloring