"What the hell happened to this town?"
Apocalypse Avoiders Mugs
Discover mugs that celebrate the resilience and humor of apocalypse avoiders. Brighten their mornings with a drink in a fun, uplifting design that recognizes staying positive through any disaster scenarios.
"Time for bed, guys."
A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth
Zombie Problems
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."
The End is Nigh
Prepper Dog
Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.
"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."
The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February
"Damn. Totally mis-read that."
'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'
The End is Near art gallery opening.
The Future
"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"
How to survive the coming crash.
The other day during the zombie apocalypse
doom.com
New York Gondolier
"Just junk mail."
There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go
"The season finale of the world is near."
'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'
''Evening, Bob - the usual?'
"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."
"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"
'Everything these days is influenced by television.'
"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"
'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'
'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'
The final days of hair coloring
"Actually, I will have fries with that."
Apocalypse Avoiders Mugs Collection
Apocalypse Avoiders Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that cheer on the stay-positive crowd—bright, humorous, and ideal for adding a playful touch to any room.
Apocalypse Avoiders Prints
Add some humor and optimism to your walls with prints celebrating the quirky side of apocalypse avoidance—ideal for brightening any space.
Apocalypse Avoiders T-Shirts
Check out our apocalypse avoiders t-shirts—perfect for expressing your resilient, optimistic spirit with fun and clever graphics.