Apocalypse Escapists Mugs

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier

"Just junk mail."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

The Future

Virtual Lap Dancing

doom.com

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

I survived end of the world after party.

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"I've half a mind to protest."

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse