Apocalypse Survivor Mugs

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

Death is unemployed.

"Well I guess it's up to us to get the old civilization up and running again, huh?"

"Tommy!"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Emergency Pants

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'He needs professional HELP!'

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

doom.com

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

The Future

'What luck!'

"Just junk mail."

New York Gondolier

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'