Apocalypse Survivor Mugs

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

Death is unemployed.

"Well I guess it's up to us to get the old civilization up and running again, huh?"

"Tommy!"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Emergency Pants

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Just junk mail."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

doom.com

'What luck!'

The Future

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

New York Gondolier

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'