Avalanche Survivor Mugs

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Storm in the out tray

"Tommy!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Green Shoots

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Trees and hurricanes

Ice cream van

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"You should really wear a hat."

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

Weather.