Natural Disaster Survivor Mugs

"I'm finally over the hurricane."

The big easy.

"Go ahead. . . take your best shot, loser. . .!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Wallpapering 4

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Harvey before and after.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

News: Flash Floods

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Got it!"

New Power Shower.

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish