Surviving A Disaster Mugs

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

'Is this business class?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Wallpapering 4

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Harvey before and after.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

"Got it!"

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Japanese disaster

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"Forgive the hole in the wall. I'm having new furniture delivered."

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

Home Improvement Section...

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

A friend in need is a friend indeed.