Surviving A Natural Disaster Mugs

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Well, I see that federal government assistance has finally arrived."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Experts through the ages.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Harvey before and after.

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Tornado Season in America.

News: Flash Floods

Every cloud has a silver lining...

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Got it!"

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'It's the plumber ... '

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Atomic Bear: Part 4

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

Twisters

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Souvenir of Iceland

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'