Surviving A Natural Disaster Gifts

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Well, I see that federal government assistance has finally arrived."

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Experts through the ages.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Harvey before and after.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Tornado Season in America.

News: Flash Floods

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"Got it!"

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

'It's the plumber ... '

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Twisters

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

It's Who We Are.

"We've got water views again."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.