Natural Disaster Survivors Gifts

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Harvey before and after.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

News: Flash Floods

Every cloud has a silver lining...

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"Got it!"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

New Power Shower.

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

It's Who We Are.

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."

A house is carried off in a tornado.

'Is this business class?'

"I thought help would be here by now."