Natural Disaster Experience Gifts

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Experts through the ages.

Aliens watch the earth explode

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Harvey before and after.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

Tornado Season in America.

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

News: Flash Floods

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Got it!"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

'It's the plumber ... '

Atomic Bear: Part 4

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Twisters