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"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Experts through the ages.

Aliens watch the earth explode

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Harvey before and after.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Tornado Season in America.

News: Flash Floods

Every cloud has a silver lining...

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Got it!"

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'It's the plumber ... '

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Twisters

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'