Natural Disasters Gifts

"That can't be good."

'It was either an earthquake or another paradigm shift.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'I think he's saying we've flooded the engine.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Experts through the ages.

Cork in the top of a volcano.

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

"Looks like the 'Big One' finally hit."

Moore, OK: No 'Act of God'.

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.

'I want to report an earthquake.'

"Get out of the water! It's a tsunami!"

Hurricane season.

An infinite loop of disasters

'The good news, is that the water in your cellar isn't due to a leaking pipe.'

Mother Nature

Help on the Way

Cyclone Sandy

New York Lottery Jackpot: Go to the head of any gas line, with police escort.

'Who needs guvmint anyway?'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'I love it when an earthquake hits just as somebody's passing me.'

Tornado in USA

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

Give me a C!!!

"My God, now what?"

Warning - Earthquake coming!

Earthquake scores

"The volcano has allowed us to cut down on heating costs."