Flood Survivors Gifts

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'This doesn't look good!'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"We've got water views again."

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

'I think there's something wrong with the water feature, Gerald.'

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

'We have plenty of electricity and great phone service but still no rain.'

Climate Change Winner

"I thought help would be here by now."

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

America Discovers a WMD (weather of mass destruction) and down in Florida, it's the return of the Hanging Chad.

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

"Well, they didn't send us the new flood barrier!"