Surviving A Flood Gifts

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

Man carrying fish bowl with fish from flooded house.

"We've got water views again."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'This doesn't look good!'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

Mexico braces for more floods.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Water Department Flood

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

"Hargrove, what's all this I hear about your living in constant fear of the polar ice caps melting?"

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

'Is this business class?'

Climate Change Winner

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

"Well, they didn't send us the new flood barrier!"

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'