Surviving A Flood Gifts

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

Man carrying fish bowl with fish from flooded house.

"We've got water views again."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'This doesn't look good!'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Water Department Flood

Mexico braces for more floods.

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

"Hargrove, what's all this I hear about your living in constant fear of the polar ice caps melting?"

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

"Well, they didn't send us the new flood barrier!"

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Climate Change Winner

'Is this business class?'

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'I wonder what the excuse will be this time...'