Natural Disaster Survivor Prints

The big easy.

"Go ahead. . . take your best shot, loser. . .!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

Wallpapering 4

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Harvey before and after.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Every cloud has a silver lining...

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

News: Flash Floods

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"Got it!"

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

New Power Shower.

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'