Flood Survivor Prints

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Flood

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

"I thought help would be here by now."

'I'll be down in the basement.'

Man carrying fish bowl with fish from flooded house.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"So you earned lots of money in the city, what now?"

"My crop was destroyed by the flood."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'This doesn't look good!'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

Water Department Flood

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

Mexico braces for more floods.

"We've got water views again."

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."