Flood Survival Prints

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"No excuses Roger. It's time to walk fifi."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'This doesn't look good!'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

"We've got water views again."

Water Department Flood

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"I thought help would be here by now."

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

'When you said your car was due for a service, did you mean a burial at sea?'

"Well, they didn't send us the new flood barrier!"

"It's deeper by train"

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

'Is this business class?'

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

'I wonder what the excuse will be this time...'