Flood Escapist Prints

'This doesn't look good!'

"No excuses Roger. It's time to walk fifi."

The End of Lockdown

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Now you can send it."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."