Underwater Escapist Prints

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Shark's Scuba Mask.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Now you can send it."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Guide fish.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"