Underwater Escapist Gifts

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Shark's Scuba Mask.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Now you can send it."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Guide fish.