Flood Survival Expert Prints

The old woman who lives in a shoe meets a friends who says: 'My new home is built on a flood plain ??" but thankfully it's a welly.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Hurricane damage to trees

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"It was a professional hit..."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Rashomon of West 84th Street

'This doesn't look good!'

Flood Rescues

Message in a bottle.

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Mexico braces for more floods.

Next train: Deluged