Flood Prevention Enthusiast Prints

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

Natural Disasters

A Hole in the Dike

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Household water use'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Venice Floods

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Climate Change Contingency House

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

Where's the leak then?

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Alberta on fire

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

Next train: Deluged

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

'Quite a downpour wasn't it?'

Water needs filtration.